how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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