Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
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The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
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i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
After a roaring rendition of Jay-Z's "99 Problems but a bitch ain't one" I ended up making her cry on her birthday.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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