That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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