ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
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My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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The fabulous human disaster: it is him
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Tell him that his phone is taped to the dog's stomach. Stop trying to call it because it makes him scared.
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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