My mom gets in bar fights. She doesn't go to bed early.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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