when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I deserve to be covered in dicks
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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