I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
He was eating me out on the dryer...and his mom walked in with her laundry basket...
He wasn't the only one with a full load.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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