the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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