He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
my liver is dry heaving
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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