Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
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It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
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I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
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