i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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