If that was your dad, he is hot
Stephanie. Problem. I think if I had met Murphy before Ben I would have fucked him instead.
Don't worry about your Murphy feelings. I may have fucked him no matter what.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
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She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
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That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption