party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
There r osticjed everywhere
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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