Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
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I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
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Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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