I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Broken heels while double fisting margaritas, picking up shirtless, bloody men and escorting them out of harms way, the meltdown when I realized I can go without a bra bc my boobs shrunk, the morning vodka red bull you were forced to drink? Which one roped you in?
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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