i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Well this lady at the bar told me I was a natural on the tambourine and that it was my God given talent. and then she gave me a tambourine.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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