Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
sperm doesn't mix with malibu too well
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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