I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
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I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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