Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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