If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Driving you two to the party with a keg belted into the back seat has given me a brief glimpse of parenthood. I am now more resolved than ever to never breed, so thanks for that.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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