nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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