i will never coherently bang her
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
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