shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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