she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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