ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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