i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
More tranny stories later!
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
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I just bought a vibrating toothbrush with my parents FSA insurance card because I'm too broke for a vibrator. New.Level.Of.Low.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
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I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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