your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
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I want you more than these girls want KFC
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
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Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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