i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I am watching Grease 2 and properly learning how to apply a condom to a banana. This is a sign from God that this is the closest I will ever get to having the need for one.
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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