ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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