I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
well, you know. whores of a feather.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Randomize