We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
She has the best kind of daddy issues
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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