my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
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He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
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Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I was so drunk last night dude. I woke up this morning to my oven being wide open and my pants on the kitchen floor.
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
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