just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
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well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
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Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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