So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
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I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
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