I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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