she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
My dick has a subreddit
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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