I like my sex mixed with concussions.
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
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i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
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My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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