Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
She's walking around topless with a bottle of red wine, crying and singing showtune ballads. This is actually an improvement.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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