Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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