google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
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I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
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My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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