Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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