Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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