Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
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She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
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If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
i think i just lost a toe
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