Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
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Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
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I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Saturday evening, however, will be my vodka and bubble wrap extravaganza.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
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