I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
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she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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