At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
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