How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
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WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
My dick pics could make it to the popular page on Instagram.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
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I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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