I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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