woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The dentist just called my mother to confirm the appointment that I made on his answering machine at 4:33 am this morning..
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
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Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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