the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
What do you want me to say to her? "Oh hey, I need to borrow your soon to be husband to make a porn, cool?"
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
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