Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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