i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
jump out the window naked night went bad
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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