My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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